<p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">* ÇİMDİK *</span></span></span></b></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Adnan Tanrıverdi diye biri </span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">“Tatara titiri, tatara titiri”</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. RTÜK diye bir kurum</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Üst üste üç oturum</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Yan bakanın ağzına acı bir lokum korum!</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Tek adam, yek adam, bir yavuz adam</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">-Uy anam!..</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Ne rejimi bu ulan?</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Seçim sath-ı maili</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Sath-ı mahalli değil be</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Eğik düzlem, yokuş düzlem</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">İniş. İniş ayağı…</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Enflasyon enfilasyon yani kuru yolum</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Tavuğu bağırtmadan yolum</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Epilasyon epilasyon</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Vergi vergi vergi</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">-Ne vergisi?</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">-Enayi vergisi</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Enflasyon, enflamasyon, radyasyon</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Şişti mi</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">-Şişti</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Hem de balonlar gibi</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Düzelir mi ilerde?</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">Düzene göre ya düzelir, ya düzelmez</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">. Bankada bi tarihte 4 kilo altın alacak paramız varsa şimdi şişti, şişti bir kilo bile etmiyor?</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:11.0pt"><span calibri="" style="font-family:"><span style="color:black">2022 model bir 2. El araba ancak alır. 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